var JRRTQuote=new Array()

JRRTQuote[0] = "Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky";
JRRTQuote[1] = "One Ring to Rule them all, One Ring to find them";
JRRTQuote[2] = "There are dead things, dead faces in the water...";
JRRTQuote[3] = "It was hot when I first took it, hot as a glede...";
JRRTQuote[4] = "His house was perfect whether you liked food, or sleep...";
JRRTQuote[5] = "Though you too were a Ringbearer, if only for a little while. Your time may come.";
JRRTQuote[6] = "Therefore I say: Eä! Let these things Be!";
JRRTQuote[7] = "Then through all the years that followed he traced the Ring...";
JRRTQuote[8] = "He took to writing poetry and visiting the elves...";
JRRTQuote[9] = "Behold the Eagles of the Lords of the West!";
JRRTQuote[10] = "But to the Atani I will give a new gift.";
JRRTQuote[11] = "Nay, lady, I am the last of the Númenoreans...";
JRRTQuote[12] = "For the Elves die not till the world dies...";
JRRTQuote[13] = "But for all this Death did not depart from the land...";
JRRTQuote[14] = "Of course it is a poor sort of long life that the Ring gives...";
JRRTQuote[15] = "I shall not go with him now when he departs to the Havens...";
JRRTQuote[16] = "For this is what your folk would call magic...";
JRRTQuote[17] = "In that dream I thought the eastern sky grew dark...";
JRRTQuote[18] = "Then something Tookish woke up inside him, and he wished to go see the great mountains...";
JRRTQuote[19] = "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor.";
JRRTQuote[20] = "Last of all Hurín stood alone. Then he cast aside his shield and wielded an axe two-handed...";
JRRTQuote[21] = "Aure entuluva! Day shall come again!";
JRRTQuote[22] = "Baruk Khazad! Khazad aimenu! Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you!";

var Q = JRRTQuote.length;
var whichJRRTQuote=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showJRRTQuote(){document.write(JRRTQuote[whichJRRTQuote]);}
showJRRTQuote();